Words Women Use and Their Meaning For the Men:
FINE- A word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes- If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing- This is the calm before the storm. This means “something” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in FINE.
Go Ahead- This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
Loud Sigh – This isn’t actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “loud sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing her and arguing with you over “nothing”.
That’s Okay- This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks- A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
Whatever- It’s a woman’s way of saying *@*%* you.
For the Ladies:
This one is tough. I have been staring at it all day and just now found the dogs. CAN YOU SPOT THE DOGS?
Here is a visual-perception challenge for you. See how quickly you can find the dogs in the picture in the attached file. Men seem to do better at this than women, for some reason. Average times for men and women are:
Women - 12.46 minutes
Men - 1.23 seconds
Typical comments by women taking the test:
1. "I couldn't see a dog and I stared at the picture for a good 10 minutes."
2. "I think it's one of those pictures where you have to stare at a certain spot and then everything comes into focus ... but it never happened to me."
3. "I'll give it another try later."
Hint: The dogs appear to be white with black spots.
Finally for the ladies, I found a new car wash just for you:
Thanks for stopping by!! I loved the woman lingo.. now if we could ONLY get the men to understand us!! *Deep Sigh*.. hehehe