Do you know what Freaky Friday is? If not, click here for more information. This week I'm going to have a low key Freaky Friday. A good transitional conversation to start the weekend off. This actually happend yesterday. Before I started the company I work for the girl I replaced had gotten a new desktop printer. She let a girl in the back which is a company that rents office space from us use the printer so she could have one at her desk. Well, when she M (M = the girl prior to me) gave the printer to L (L = the girl in the back) the printer she also gave her a couple of printer cartridges we had to go with it. Well L put in the last printer cartridge she had stocked up yesterday. She came to me and brought me the box so I could order her more. My question is this, why would we furnish someone a printer at a different company and supply the printer cartridges for it too? Should we supply the paper for it to? What about the electricity? Why stop there, why not the computer to hook it to? Not like my boss would approve this order anyway. Can you believe the gaul of people or am I over reacting? What a Freaky Friday!
Now for some funnies:
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in....
P... E... N... I... S...
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
*PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, " Life is so boring!!" We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that darn stupid flower show!" " You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $ 5.00 bill. The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. " What happened?" asked her waiting friend. I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
I just wanted to let you know that the new Homeland Security Bill has passed. Things will be different now and Internet surfing will be tracked by what the FBI calls a "non-intrusive method."
The FBI says you will not notice anything different. For a demonstration, click on the link below..
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha*!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha*!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his balls were no longer aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?" The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.
The funnies are hysterical but the password one had me laughing out loud.
I would put a stop to that immediately. I would fetch that printer and tell her sorry no more free ride!
Have a great weekend!!!!!!!!
Cherish - glad you enjoyed the funnies. Isn't that just rude. You give someone an inch and they want a mile.
Luved the funnies!!
Happy Friday!!! :)
I don't really have anything to say, I just realized I've been here a lot lately and not said HI!
The jokes cracked me up...Thanks for the Friday laugh
Have a great weekend !!
I added you to the HNT list on my blog, by the way.
And about the printer cartridge thingy. She just asked you to place an order for her, she didn't say that she wanted you to pay for it too LOL. Can I place an order for them as well? :D
Jodes - I understand doing that
Super - hope you had a great weekend too
Gareth - yes she did that
Cherish - to you too
Cezi - aren't those fun?