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Thursday 13




Previously

Hello! Yes, I'm Still Alive......
What Does Your Personality Say About You?
Some People Just Don't Cut It
New Do
Trish's bachelorett Party
Wildflower Festival
Friday Night
Come mer' kitty, kitty
Friday Funnies - Especially for the Women
Yes, I'm an idiot!

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Friday, March 31, 2006
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 Friday Funnies
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Last, but not Least. Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like mine:

Sonya said at 11:52 AM
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 Friday
I'll post some Friday funnies later. For now, it is extremly busy at work and been like this most of the week. Hopefully I can get back into the swing of blogger world more in the next couple of weeks. Last night I laid in bed thinking of how I so didn't want to be at work today, but then looked at the positive side that if I took the day off it would be that much more stress when I returned and decided I should come in. I woke up this morning and still had no desire to be at work. So, I decided I could look at things (2) ways. Either decide now it was going to be a bad day and it would be or decide it was going to be a good day and make it good. I decided it was going to be a good day. I brought donuts in for everybody and I'm keeping a smile on my face and a positive attitude. What a way to end the week, hun? Now, if I can keep this positive attitude on Monday and start the week out right next week maybe it too will be a better week. Anyway, I'm off to do my work. Yuck! I'll post and comment and visit blogs later. Happy Friday and have a good weekend!

P.S. Don't forget to change your clocks this weekend for daylight savings time.
Sonya said at 7:00 AM
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Thursday, March 30, 2006
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 HHNT
For more information on HNT, please click here. HHNT (Happy Half-Nekid Thusday) everyone. Sorry ths isn't a great pic this week. It is supose to be my little tat on the side of my left leg above the ankle. The pic didn't really turn out. It is a red heart with (2) yellow roses going through it like an arrow. I'm dying to cover it up with something. Any ideas?
Sonya said at 5:43 AM
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
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 Favorite Artist Meme
Favorite Artist Meme: (Tagged by Barry)

Choose a band or artist and answer the questions using only titles of their songs.
This looks like a challenge! Well, since I am an Alanis Morissette fan, I’ll select her. Plus, she has a few songs to pick from.

Are you male or female? You Outta Know
Describe yourself: No Words
How do some people feel about you: Crazy (James Michael Mix)
How do you feel about yourself: You Learn
Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Perfect
Describe your current significant other: Everything
Describe where you want to be: Hand in My Pocket
Describe how you live: Right Through You
Describe how you love: All I Really Want
What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Head Over Feet
Share a few words of wisdom: Forgiven
Now say goodbye:
Thank You

I tag Kim, Beadinggalms, and Ames.

Anyone else who wants to be tagged can consider themselves tagged as well.
Sonya said at 10:36 AM
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 Hump Day & Misc Thoughts
Happy Hump Day, only (2) work days left. Thank Goodness!

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I'm totally slammed at work. The boss has been out and today is this is his first day back. I will be working overload. So don't expect me in blog land much today. If I don't get to comment much or visit your blogs much, I apologize in advance.

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I heard this morning on the radio that Texas is losing tourism due to the no drunk in bar thing that I posted about last week. For more info, click here. It appears that conventions that were scheduled in Texas are now being cancelled because employers do not want an employee to have a couple of drinks and TACB (Texas Alcohol Control Board) to come in arrest them for thinking they are drunk in the hotel bar. Yes, they can arrest you without proof or testing you. So, if an officer wants to pick on you they can. I can't believe this is legal. I think this will be changed before we know it.

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What are your thought on the immigration controversy all over the news? The news says that an illegal immigrant can be charged with a felony? Is this correct? I havent' followed it real close. Dallas schools has had high school students walking out of class the last (2) days to rebel against this. I think some kids aren't really caring about the issue, but just want to cut class. Effective today, if they cut class they will be charged with truency. (<-however you spell it)

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Anything new going on in your life you want to share?

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EDIT - I forgot this earlier: Does anyone know anything about or have you ever been to Wendover, Nevada? I got a special sent to me for $159 pp for 4 day/3 night hotel and round trip flight there. They have (3) casions there and it is 1 1/2 hour from Salt Lake City. The admin that works for another company here in my building just got back. She had a blast. She said it has the airfield that they filmed Con-Air and Independence Day at. She toured the Con-Air plane and everything. It sounds like a good place for a peep meet or just a weekend getaway. We are thinking of going on June 8, but not sure. If you are interested, here is the info: Click here

You can see what the cost is for your from your destination. Let me know what you know about this place.
Sonya said at 7:08 AM
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Tuesday, March 28, 2006
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 Congrats, Jacee'!
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Congrats, Jacee'! My niece made JV cheerleader tonight. She is a freshman, but will be cheering for JV during her sophmore year. She is so excited and on cloud 9. My mom was in tears. I just wanted to post a shout out to her and let her know how happy I am for her. She deserves it. She is such a good young lady. You go, girl!
Sonya said at 6:29 PM
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 The Perfect Man
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The Women Waiting on the Perfect Man

Sonya said at 1:18 PM
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If you can't see this one due to the size, double click on it. It is cute!=)
Sonya said at 11:02 AM
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Monday, March 27, 2006
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 Concert Update
The girls had a blast at the concert. I felt like a teenager again hanging out with (2) 15 yr olds. It was an overall great experience. I wish I had taken pics of the outfits I seen. You aren't going to believe this, but guess what is back in style? Denim short skirts with leggings. I kid you not. It was hiliarious. I seen a collection of M.I.L.F. t-shirts on the guys. My favorite was a young hottie wearing a t-shirt that read, "I love Hot Moms". I thought this was great. We arrived a few minutes late due to traffic. We got there during the first performance of From First to Last. We didn't really care much for them, so the girls stood in line for a t-shirt and I got drinks. We finally made it to our seats as Hawthorne Heights got on stage. They really rocked. I really like them more than before after listening to them. After this, All-American Rejects got on stage. They rocked the house as well. They finally ended with Fall Out Boy. It appears Fall Out Boy has a guy that does "Jack Ass" type stunts. He decided during their break since he was in Texas and Texas is know for BBQ to chug a gallon of BBQ sauce. Yes, they had the trash can handy. The kids get so much laughter after seeing someone barf. I sit down and rested my legs during this. Once Fall Out Boy got back on stage they announced they had 4 songs left. I asked the girls if they wanted to beat traffic or stay till the end. They decided to leave and I was thinking the LORD. We made a quick pee pee run and left. Outside there was a promo going on and we got a free cd and dvd. If we had of left with the crowd we may not of gotten these. Overall the concert was fun and I only lost my hearing temporarily. I took over 100 pics and bunch of video. Here are a few for your viewing:

This is my niece Jacee and her best friend Kristen, before the concert.
















This is them after getting their new t-shirts on and finding our seats.











This is the first band we actually watched, Hawthorne Height.











This is Jacee and I in between bands.












This was All-American Rejects performing.












The final band we seen was Fall Out Boy.












Finally, the girls on their way out of the concert.









To listen to Fallout Boy and see the girls jamming, click here:
I will have some video clips of each band uploaded on my videos on the side bar at some point. They are just being stubborn about uploading at this time.

EDIT:
To view Hawthorn Heights, either click 1 or 2
To view All-American Rejects, either click
1, 2, 3, or 4
To view Fall Out boy, either click
1, 2, 3, or 4
Sonya said at 6:19 PM
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 Drowning Pool

Do you know who Drowning Pool is? If not, click here. Drowning Pool is a metal band. I'm not really into metal, but took a liking to these guys for personal reasons. The band is based out of the Dallas area. When it was originally started the lead singer was David Williams. I went to school with David. He was (3) years older than I. Everyone use to call him Super Dave. He use to wear Superman shirts all the time. He was a true rebel. He was one of the only guys in our school that wore long hair. My sophmore year of high school I moved to a different school, but Dave dated the most beautiful girl in my class there. So, I was still often in contact with him. He had the biggest heart and the best personality. He was so much fun to be around. Dave always said he would make it and I believed that in him. Dave did make it. His band toured with Ozzy Osbourne. While on tour, Dave was found one morning on the tour bus dead. He was just 30 years old at the time. He was such an inspiration to so many young and upcoming artist today. One of their hit songs was, "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor." Dave died of natural caused. He had an undigonosed heart problem. For more information, click here. Anyway, I was talking to an old friend the other day on email and Dave came up. Since then I have been thinking about him. His band has a replacment lead vocal and is still touring. Did you go to school with anyone that made it big? If so, did it change them? Dave never did change. He said he wouldn't get caught up with all the drugs and he didn't. He stayed very humble.

Anyway, an update on the concert from Friday night will be coming soon. Hope yall have a great Monday!
Sonya said at 6:21 AM
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Friday, March 24, 2006
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 Friday Funnies
Water VS. Alcohol


WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of Water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, whiskey, beer or Other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of Boiling, filtering and fermenting.It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to STOP doing so, it has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY and BAD for you.
WATER = Doo Doo
ALCOHOL = HEALTH
Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink ALCOHOL!!!
It is better to drink alcohol and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of shit.


(From Carey)HOW TO WEIGH YOURSELF CORRECTLY.
How to weigh yourself and get the most accurate result.
I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years.
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OUT DRINKIN WITH THE GIRLS
Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails. They taste good, so you have a few more and then he DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor. After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you. YOU buy him a drink. He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink.
He approaches you to chat and you get along really well. When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you. You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop. "I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before. Do you want to come back to my place?" You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet , last night's memories slightly blurred
You look at yourself in the mirror, make an "urgh" sound. . As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a marathon sex session flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night . With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom and see...











THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!!!

Have a great weekend!
Sonya said at 1:54 PM
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 Friday Concert With My Niece

Well my niece Jace'e's (pronounced like J.C.) B-day was in December. She turned 15. I told her for her b-day I would take her and a friend to a concert. What was I thinking? It is now time and tonight we are going to see: Fall Out Boy, All-American Rejects, Hawthorne Heights and From First to Last. We are going to see them at Nokia in Grand Prairie. I have not been to this location yet, but am excited. They are supose to have over-sized cushion seats kind of like the movie theater. So when I'm the uncool person sitting and I have 1,000 teenage butts dancing, standing in their seats in front of my face I can be comfortable. These bands are alternative and on the edge of punk. Not really my cup of tea, but I like Fall Out Boy and All-American Rejects somewhat. It is supose to be chilly weather I think, so I'm going to wear jeans, a t-shirt w/ a long sleeve underneath and take my jacket. I'm thinking I should really have something good to post after this experience. Anyway, in case your not aware of their music, I have a couple of videos you can check out on the (2) main groups. These paticuliar songs play on the local pop radio channel all the time, so you may know them. Let me know what you think of my wild experience I'm going on. LOL! I feel like a mother.
Fall Out Boy - Sugar Were Goin Down
All-American Rejects - Dirty Little Secret

On another note. Texas is enforcing a no drunk law in bars. What do you think of this? As of tonight, if you are in a bar and an undercover police officer is in there and decides to check your alcohol limit and they think it is at a level of bodily harm, you will go to jail. Is this legal? For more information on this, click here:
Sonya said at 5:50 AM
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Thursday, March 23, 2006
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 HHNT

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday! For those of you that want more information, please click here:

Sorry the lighting on the pic sucked and my bottom lip looks much bigger than my top. Must have been the angle. I never claimed to be a photographer, did I? LMAO! Anyway, hope everyone has a great day and only one more work day left this week. Yeah!



Now, something for the single ladies:













Something for the guys:

Sonya said at 5:58 AM
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Wednesday, March 22, 2006
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 Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
Another... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.
Sonya said at 1:15 PM
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 Jamaican Fireman
A Jamaican fireman came home from work, one day and said to his wife, "Y'know sumptin womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 > rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed. When I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl." The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell One" and the wife stripped naked! "Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed! "Bell Three" and they started to make love! After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four !!!!" "WOMON. What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked. She replied, "Roll out more hose, mon, you ain't nowhere near de fire!"
Sonya said at 1:12 PM
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 Beans
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and jus! t as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulp mill.I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another fewminutes. The pleasure was indescribable.When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused:"Happy Birthday!"


I fainted.
Sonya said at 1:11 PM
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 Stay Out of the Water
Stay out of the water you might get attacked !!!!
Follow the instructions and stand back!! You've got to see this. It's incredible !! 1st look and see the shark under the water. Keep your cursor out of the picture until you see the shark. Then move your mouse cursor onto the picture, but stand back, you might get wet (it's like it's 3D).

Blogger isn't publishing my hyperlink, so here it is:

http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html
Sonya said at 6:03 AM
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Tuesday, March 21, 2006
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 Tuesday Random Thoughts
I went to Best Buy last night with Max and used my gift certificate. I got a DVD R and Pinnacle 10 software. It is going to be cool, I think. I have to install it first.
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Work started out yesterday with our VP making hand written copies of our Monday morning meeting and walking into my office to tell me the copier is out of paper. Okay, if you are making copies and it runs out of paper and the paper is right beside the machine, what would you do it? Sometimes it is so hard to keep your cool and not yell, "You effin idiot put paper in it!"
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I am a hormonal basket case this week. Can't seem to get anything accomplished and feel like crap.
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Max actually has this weekend in town and hopefully in won't have to work here. He needs a break.
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I'm taking my niece and her friend (yes, 2 teenagers) to the Fall Out Boy concert on Friday. What the hell was I thinking? What do I wear?
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I have some funnies adult humor below in the next Tuesday post.

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