A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because
she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today .
Don't call your investment planner just yet
INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT: ----------
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would nowbe worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
Jodes - I know you really need a smile
Superspy - I feel like that today.
*grabs beer and splashes it everywhere*
Today, I have caught a cold and had to use sick time to take off today...but, at least i am off!
Hope your test went ok Friday.
Lasann - pass me a beera
L of B - lol
Flounder - good advice
Barry - hope you get feeling better. My test went fine. One side flowed great and the other side flowed, but slowly. He said overall it looked good. I did watch it on the monitor like you said. It was interesting.