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Thursday 13




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90's Week Part II and Freaky Friday
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80's/90's Wild Card Wednesday
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Monday, March 06, 2006
Bar
 Monday














A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because
she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today .



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Don't call your investment planner just yet

INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT: ----------
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would nowbe worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
Sonya said at 6:46 AM
Comments:
I thought this was a great excuse for not going to work. LOL! I'm back today.
 
he he
 
haha, LOL!!!
 
LOL....I love the pic too....I feel like that on many mornings !
 
Nowhere - glad I could make you smile on a Monday morning.

Jodes - I know you really need a smile

Superspy - I feel like that today.
 
LOL Awesome...so glad I was on the 401 Keg plan all weekend ;)
 
I like the investing one. I've lost more money out of my company's matching program than I've put in the last year.

*grabs beer and splashes it everywhere*
 
ROFL those are hilarious!
 
My advice is to always drink heavily.
 
I used to work 4 ten-hours days and ALWAYS be off on Mondays. It was glorious.

Today, I have caught a cold and had to use sick time to take off today...but, at least i am off!

Hope your test went ok Friday.
 
Tina - I'm on that plan too.

Lasann - pass me a beera

L of B - lol

Flounder - good advice

Barry - hope you get feeling better. My test went fine. One side flowed great and the other side flowed, but slowly. He said overall it looked good. I did watch it on the monitor like you said. It was interesting.
 
Love the monday joke!! :)
 
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