15 Things To Do At Wal-Mart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time........
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of beef stew on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares .... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! (And last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and, then, yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!