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Tuesday, March 14, 2006
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 15 Things To Do At Wal-Mart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time........
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of beef stew on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares .... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! (And last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and, then, yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
Sonya said at 6:31 AM
Comments:
I had seen that list before ... hilarious. I actually have been in Wal-Mart before and seen on a couple occasions people doing that. Of course, I am not one to talk that I actually laid down on one of those beds in Bed, Bath & Beyond and fell asleep! Dooh!
 
L of B - I have heard of people doing that. How funny!
 
Laughs those are great!! Maybe with that list I can finally get my husband to tag along when we go to Walmart.
 
Cherish - let me know if it works.
 
I think numbers 1, 5 and 15 are my favorites!! LMAO.. that was funny chit =P
 
very funny, I love wal-mart!!!
 
Shannon - those were good

Jodes - I love Wal Mart too.
 
How did you know what I did in WalMart's auto department?? haahaa
Yes I really did that one time :)
 
Beading - lol! You are crazy!
 
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

This is great!!

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME!

This happened to me at a Meijer store recently! I opened a rack full of khaki pants and I saw some dumb teenager staring up at me...he asked me to be quiet, since he was hiding from someone. Weird.
 
Barry - 13 kind of happened to me too, but it was a kid hiding saying SHHH! and it was in Wal Mart. LOL!
 
#16 - zoom up and down the aisles in a shopping cart using a broom to push yourself along. See if the idea catches on.
 
Gareth - are you going to try it?
 
I have already Sonya. A few years ago I got in a cart or a trolley as we call them over here and had a friend push me around the aisles in one doing my shopping at the same time :)
 
I have seen this before, it's funny. My friends and I once got kicked out of a wal mart in Indy during my college years. there was a ladder, and a display falling over, I was totally innocent :)
 
Gareth - that is to funny

Phats - sure you were innocent. LOL!
 
I'M A CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
 
Scumbag - alright then. LOL!
 
OMG, that was hysterical! LMAO!!!!
 
EE - glad to make you smile.
 
I am so going to do that the next time I am in Walmart and an announcement comes on.
 
Flounder - you will have to tell me how it works out.
 
I am still laughing from your post, Sonya. Hilarious :)
 
SONYA!!!

Are you SHITTING PANTS that they killed off DANA?!?! Holy SHIT!
 
EEK! Number 3 made me woozy.
 
Hey! Very Nice! Check out this website I found where you can get a FREE
GAME SYSTEM. It's not available everywhere, so go to the site and put
in your zipcode to see if you can get it. I got mine and sold it!

http://www.degree-programs-online.info/extramoney.htm
 
Jeff - glad to make you laugh

NWG - I so cried. Did you?


Faith - sorry to make you sick. LOL!
 
Not cried but freaked. OMG. Crazy...

Poor Alice.
 
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