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This blog isn't for any prudes. It is known to be a little comical, a little sick, and sometimes X-rated. Then there is just the moments of pure boring stuff. Quote: 5% of our life is making decisions, the other 95% of our life is dealing with the decision we made.

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Friday, March 24, 2006
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Water VS. Alcohol


WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of Water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, whiskey, beer or Other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of Boiling, filtering and fermenting.It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to STOP doing so, it has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY and BAD for you.
WATER = Doo Doo
ALCOHOL = HEALTH
Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink ALCOHOL!!!
It is better to drink alcohol and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of shit.


(From Carey)HOW TO WEIGH YOURSELF CORRECTLY.
How to weigh yourself and get the most accurate result.
I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years.
We must get the word out.



















OUT DRINKIN WITH THE GIRLS
Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails. They taste good, so you have a few more and then he DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor. After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you. YOU buy him a drink. He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink.
He approaches you to chat and you get along really well. When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you. You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop. "I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before. Do you want to come back to my place?" You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet , last night's memories slightly blurred
You look at yourself in the mirror, make an "urgh" sound. . As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a marathon sex session flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night . With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom and see...











THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!!!

Have a great weekend!
Sonya said at 1:54 PM
Comments:
Hope everyone has a great weekend!
 
Hey Whazzup!

Just passing by to say Hi!!
I am feeling better this weekend.

I'm gonna try to weight myself correctly!

Have a great weekend!!

Javier++
 
LMAO!!!!

Happy Weekend Sonya!!!
 
OMG Sonya what a hairy dude!You always have something good here:)

Have a great weekend!
 
omFg.....that picture will be forever burned on my brain now...

lol
 
Javier - thx!

Cherish - LOL!

Cezi - Didn't mean to give you nightmares. LOL!

Emily - Sorry. LOL!
 
yay, i followed your advice without knowing....my alcohol to water ratio is off the scale this weekend lol

but that hairy guy sobered me up ....dammit :)
 
Hmm I drink tons of water, now I am worried thanks a lot Sonya! Also, I weigh myself correctly, I usually keep adjusting the scale til i get the weight i want it to read at :) haha!

That picture is just RANK
 
Ok Sonya ... I scrolled down and just about barfed! Please give us a little warning first >:P haha!

I agree more alochol less water!
 
Tina - good girl.LOL!

Phats - sorry. LOL!

L of B - I really apologize. LMAO!
 
AFter that picture I can't even remember what else you talked about. Memory erase.
 
Lasann- Hope that paint to big of a pic in your head. It could ruin your lunch. LOL!
 
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