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This blog isn't for any prudes. It is known to be a little comical, a little sick, and sometimes X-rated. Then there is just the moments of pure boring stuff. Quote: 5% of our life is making decisions, the other 95% of our life is dealing with the decision we made.

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Thursday, June 08, 2006
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 Does Cold Water Kill Germs?
This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

Frank went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Frank's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, Frank noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Frank was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don'twant to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, Frank was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. Frank yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted...

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

Meet Coldwater.....................







Sonya said at 7:23 PM
Comments:
That cracked me up!!!!
 
LMAO, ewwwww!!!!
 
Ginger, Me too!

EE - I was bored last night and watching the repeats of America's Next Top Model. I feel asleep when it was down to 5 people. They were in Milan. Who ended up winning the whole season?
 
LOL I think that I would have just about barfed by then!
 
L of B - I prolly would have too.
 
*hurl*
 
hang overs suck the big one....love coldwater...that is funny....and girlfriend i hate The Hill's it sucks bad in my opinion. It has one more chance next week to impress me or I will not be watching it. I was totally bummed.
 
Kim - LOL!

Greta - I love it. LC has really matured. I can't stand Heidi and just love ditching her. I'm ready to see me some Jason too. He is such a young hottie. Yes, I have a closet crush on Jason.
 
HAHA LMFAO!! Have a good weekend Sonya.
 
Giggles!
 
Gareth - I thought you would like this.

Lasaan - glad you didn't gag. LOL!
 
best regards, nice info » » »
 
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