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Friday, January 06, 2006
Bar
 Funny
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices
that the rather
hot-looking blonde behind him has just raised her hand
and smiled hello
to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be
waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know
her from, so he
says, "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might
be the father of
one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has
been unfaithful,

"Christ!" he says "are you that stripper from my
bachelor party that I
screwed on the pool table in front of all my buddies
while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and jammed
a cucumber up my
ass?!"

"Um, no", she replied coldly, "I'm your son's English teacher."

Sonya said at 12:49 PM
Comments:
That's a good one.

There was a "Girl's Behaving Badly" episode where one of them came up to a real Don Juan-type guy in a restaurant and convinced him that they had spent the night together--

Classic!
 
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