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Monday, May 08, 2006
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 Bless The USA

It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are... You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God Bless the U S A !
Git 'er done!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonya said at 10:16 PM
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting
unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North and South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, TEXAS, Oklahoma and Tennessee Boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK...
 
I was going to post a comment but after I started reading yours, I got to laughing and now my thought is gone. (easily done)
 
Sherry - I had gotten both of these emails together and had to find a way to use both. LOL!
 
*Raises hand*.. I am a true American, I do all of those things.. hehe

Very Cool! I like this post ALOT!
 
Shannon - thx!
 
Great Post I have received this email before and proudly forwarded to all my friends. It is funny because we claim to be a democracy, majority rules but... I still sit baffled at how a few people can take prayer out of our schools, burn the flag, take the commandments out of the federal buildings, sing our national anthem in spanish and be praised for it. As we stand undivided as Americans being shoved around by the few that are against everything we believe in. When did the democracy fall and when did the minority rule? I truly do not understand it. Because I have yet to meet one person in my lifetime that was against the American way, prayers in school, National Anthem, and a Nation Under God.
 
Cherish - Great comment.
 
I am a true American too, hehehe ;)
Welllll I would be if I wasn't born in a different country on a different continent with a different accent :D
America is my second home so all Americans are my friend, for sure!
Loved the post S!
 
And now I'm humming 'God Bless America' lol.
 
Gareth - you are American by Associatation. LOL!
 
It doesnt matter wether you sing The National Athem in English Or Spanish the song is being sung and that is all that should matter. I think everybody who lives in America is proud to live here and so be it if they want to sing it in a different language to each their own!!!!!!!
 
Lori - I guess we should just be impressed if people know the words in this day and time, hun?
 
True American here, thanks for the laugh. My TT is up, thanks for visiting mine a few weeks ago!
 
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