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This blog isn't for any prudes. It is known to be a little comical, a little sick, and sometimes X-rated. Then there is just the moments of pure boring stuff. Quote: 5% of our life is making decisions, the other 95% of our life is dealing with the decision we made.

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Friday, February 17, 2006
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 Friday Funnies and Fun Facts
WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE LIKE?
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't,"said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"



Inside every older person is a younger person -- wonderingWhat the hell happened.

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I canusually shut her up with cookies. & chocolate.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them asStray eyebrows.Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with yourgirlfriends.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being-- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Thirty- five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.



Go to this link and enter your street address... it will show a "house" in the middle of the map, that's your house... all the little colored boxes are registered Sex Offenders... click on them and you get a, name, address & picture of the person along with their crime... pretty amazing and scary... it shows you where they live in proximity to your home and the local schools. The hyperlink isn't working, so copy and paste this in your browser:

http://www.familywatchdog.us/
Sonya said at 11:24 AM
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Thanks for the link, Sonya. There is a registered child rapist living down the street from me that I will certainly be keeping my eye on.
 
Is that scary that you can see the pics and everything?
 
Oooh! That's creepy! Thankfully, the ones that are near me are not people I know personally. I will keep an eye out now though.

Happy weekend!
 
When I'm depressed I do go shopping--I hate that!
 
Love the kiss story:-}
 
The funny thing about that link (a friend gave it to me a couple wks ago) is that it says my address doesn't exist. Things that make you go "hmmmmmmmmmmmm"....
 
WOW Sonya thanks for the link. Even way out in the sticks where I live there are 5 sex offenders near. One just right up the highway from me. 2 of them was against children. Very creepy but sadly we need to know this info to keep our children safe.
 
This is a great tool to have...Thanks for the link, I will save it....I checked my address and thankfully there aren't any offenders close...but this can change at any time...... scary, but true !!
Have a great rest of the weekend !!
 
Thank You: I ckicked on the link and let me tell it is very scary, There or 30 within I mile of my house.
 
There are none within 4000 miles of me. Aren't I lucky, hehe. :P

"If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them." ... do I get extra credit points for still doing this??? Is there somewhere that I can go to collect a prize?

:)
 
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