PMS Alert!
1. P ass M y S hotgun
2. P sychotic M ood S hift
3. P erpetual M unching S pree
4. P uffy M id-S ection
5. P eople M ake me S ick
6. P rovide M e with S weets
7. P ardon M y S obbing
8. P imples M ay S urface
9. P ass M y S weatpants
10.P issy M ood S yndrome
11. P lainly M en S uck
12. P ack M y S tuff
13. P otential M urder S uspect

And as an example:
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW tochange a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the darkfor THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able tofind the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! Butif they did, by some miracle of God, actually findthe bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged tostand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAMEIN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THEGARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALLSUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKEAN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE! I'm sorry. What was your question?