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Thursday, January 19, 2006
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 Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila(r). Tequila(r) is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confidentabout yourself and your actions. Tequila(r) can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell theworld that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila(r) almost immediately, and witha regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that preventyou from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you willdiscover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila(r). Tequila(r) may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila(r). However,women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to tryit. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. Tequila(r). Leave Shyness Behind
Sonya said at 9:09 AM
Comments:
Are we talking about the magic of liquid courage?
 
Anyone want to comment on this subject?
 
I'd like that in an IV drip, please !! LOL
 
I used to drink Tequila like it was water. It makes me black out, so I'm sure I was a really great time in those days.
 
Yes, I could see how Ta-Kill-Ya would facilitate Naked Twister.
 
It also promotes swearing in foreign languages. Okay, maybe not for everyone... but that happens with me.
 
It does "crazy" things to you. I know some of you understand the quotes more than otheres. LOL! I use to love it, but extremly sick off it once so now I only drink it as a double shot in my margaritas.
 
*snort*

My mother has been a pharacist for 35 years, but I don't think she's ever dispensed this! I think she should start...
 
OMH...lol...Sonya you crack me up
 
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