Sonya's Boring Life

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Classified Ads
Some fine examples:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES
Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD
85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

COWS, CALVESNever bred.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

WASHER & DRYER
Must sell $300. Joining nudist colony!

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER:Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Sonya said at 8:03 AM

Comments:

heh. Those gave me a little chuckle.

# posted by

Glowie : 1/24/2006 08:31:00 AM

LOL @ the encyclopedias...that goes for kids too..I tell my 10 year old daughter she can run the house now while she still "knows it all"

# posted by

SuperSpyGal : 1/24/2006 08:33:00 AM

howdy! some of those are actually real, did you know that?

ames

# posted by

amy karp | PHOTOGRAPHY : 1/24/2006 08:41:00 AM

Cute blog

# posted by

Bat : 1/24/2006 08:48:00 AM

I thought these were funny too!

# posted by

Sonya : 1/24/2006 08:57:00 AM

Loved those Sonya! Very cute!

# posted by

mm : 1/24/2006 09:01:00 AM

I like the wedding dress one. Thanks for sharing.

# posted by

volsfan : 1/24/2006 09:39:00 AM

very funny!

# posted by

Linda : 1/24/2006 10:36:00 AM

I still haven't had any takers on that damn Nordic Track!

# posted by

flounder : 1/24/2006 10:50:00 AM

LOL @ Flounder.

# posted by

Sonya : 1/24/2006 11:18:00 AM

*break dances through Sonya's blog*

# posted by

Schnookie : 1/24/2006 12:56:00 PM

Hope the Encyclopedia guy didn't marry Stephanie!

'Cause she's one step ahead of him on the fact that it's over, if so...

# posted by

Zen Wizard : 1/24/2006 02:23:00 PM

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