Some fine examples:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD
85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
COWS, CALVESNever bred.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
$300Hardly used, call Chubby.
California grown - 89 cents lb.
WASHER & DRYER
Must sell $300. Joining nudist colony!
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER:Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
'Cause she's one step ahead of him on the fact that it's over, if so...