Thursday, January 19, 2006
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Sonya said at 9:09 AM
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It also promotes swearing in foreign languages. Okay, maybe not for everyone... but that happens with me.
It does "crazy" things to you. I know some of you understand the quotes more than otheres. LOL! I use to love it, but extremly sick off it once so now I only drink it as a double shot in my margaritas.
*snort*
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