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Friday, December 02, 2005
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 A Good Friend

Subject: Australian definition of a good friend

I'm getting a bit tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality.
So, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had Sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use only little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have (but I will deliver you chicken soup anyway!).

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask? Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

Sonya said at 1:36 PM
Comments:
Do you want to be my friend?
 
Hi Sonya. I will be your friend. Especially since you sent me such yummy cookies! (I reported this somewhere on Coco's blog too.)

I have my own shovel.
 
Sonya, I'll be your friend. I'm afraid if I don't the shovel will be for ME!
 
Glad you got your package, Swami. I hope they were still moist.


MTW- No shovels for you.

*giggles*
 
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