Friday, December 02, 2005
A Good Friend
Subject: Australian definition of a good friend
I'm getting a bit tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality.
So, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had Sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use only little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have (but I will deliver you chicken soup anyway!).
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask? Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Sonya said at 1:36 PM
Comments:
Hi Sonya. I will be your friend. Especially since you sent me such yummy cookies! (I reported this somewhere on Coco's blog too.)
I have my own shovel.
Post a Comment I have my own shovel.