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Quote: 5% of our life is making decisions, the other 95% of our life is dealing with the decision we made.
A Good Friend Subject: Australian definition of a good friend
I'm getting a bit tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality. So, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had Sex. 4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use only little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have (but I will deliver you chicken soup anyway!).
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask? Because you are my friend. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.