Monday, November 14, 2005
Best Signs Ever.....
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University
Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time,and time is a waste of life,then let's all get wasted togetherand have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza
Washington, DC
Remember, it's not,"How high are you?"it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81,
West Virginia
Fighting for peace is likescrewing for virginity.
The Bayou,
Baton Rouge, LO
No matter how good she looks,some other guy is sick and tiredof putting up with her shit.
Men's RoomLinda's Bar and Grill,
Chapel Hill, NC
At the feast of egoeveryone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea,
Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comebackwhen you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war.-Hell, do bothGET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station,
Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things,it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York.
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom
House of Representatives,
Washington, DC
Express Lane:Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's,
Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills,CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills,CA
and my favorite, and most realistic one
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles,you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort,
Dallas, TX
Sonya said at 10:26 PM
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