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: Name: Sonya; Location: TEXAS, United States

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Friday, November 18, 2005

5 Reasons Not to Ask the Fairy to Become A Penis

5 reasons not to be a penis

1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
And my personal favorite...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

Sonya said at 2:26 AM

Comments:

{snort!} Loved it, Sonya.

# posted by

mm : 11/18/2005 12:27:00 AM

Good morning! Do you ever sleep? LOL! I'm home today.

# posted by

Sonya : 11/18/2005 06:30:00 AM

I do sleep...from about 1-2 am until around 8. I'm a night owl! Did you call in sick?

# posted by

mm : 11/18/2005 11:55:00 AM

hiya!

(I don't get the joke, but I'm sure it's very funny.)

rose=slow

# posted by

Rose : 11/19/2005 05:52:00 AM