Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Don't Mess With MomI thought this was cute for all the moms that have rebelious childern and if you don't have kids like me it will still put a smile on your face:
DON'T MESS WITH MOM
My son came home from school one day
with a smirk upon his face,
He decided he was smart enough
to put me in my place,
Guess what I learned in Civics Two"?
that's taught by Mr. Wright,
It's all about the laws today.
'The 'Children's Bill of Rights,
It says I need not clean my room don't have to cut my hair,
No one can tell me what to think
or speak, or what to wear,
I have freedom from religion
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head
and I sure don't have to pray,
I can wear earrings if I want
and pierce my tongue & nose,
I can read & watch just what I like
get tattoos from head to toe,
And if you ever spank me.
I'll charge you with a crime,
I'll back up all my charges
with the marks on my behind,
Don't you ever touch me,
my body's only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses
that's just more child abuse
Don't preach about your morals,
like your Mama did to you,
That's nothing more than mind control!
And it's illegal too,
Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division,
"better known as C.S.D
Of course my first instinct was
to toss him out the door
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more,
I mulled it over carefully.
I couldn't let this go,
A smile crept upon my face
he's messing with a pro
Next day I took him shopping
at the local Goodwill Store,
I told him, "Pick out all you want
there's shirts & pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D.
who said they didn't care
if I bought you K-Mart shoes
instead of th ose Nike Airs
I've cancelled that appointment
to take your driver's test
The C.S.D. is unconcerned,
"so I'll decide what's best,
I said "No time to stop and eat
or pick up stuff to munch
And tomorrow you can start to learn
to make your own sack lunch,
Just save the raging appetite
and wait till dinner time,
We're having liver and onions
"a favorite dish of mine,
He asked "Can I please rent a movie?",
to watch on my VCR,
Sorry, but I sold your TV"
for new tires on my car,
I also rented out your room
you'll take the couch instea
The C.S.D. requires
just a roof over your head,
Your clothing won't be trendy no.
I'll choose what we eat,
That allowance that you used to get
will buy me something neat,
I'm selling off your jet ski., dirt-bike & roller blades
',Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights!
It's in effect today,
Hey hot shot, are you crying?
Why are you on your knees,
Are you asking God to help you out..?"instead of C.S.D
Sonya said at 11:40 PM
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