This blog isn't for any prudes. It is known to be a little comical, a little sick, and sometimes X-rated. Then there is just the moments of pure boring stuff.
Quote: 5% of our life is making decisions, the other 95% of our life is dealing with the decision we made.
A Woman Always Has The Last Word A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach inMontego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk ofhe town. "What a peaceful & loving couple".The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their longand happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America, "explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a tripdown to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when mywife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at thehorse and quietly said, "That's once."We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this timecausing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That'stwice."We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wifequietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the pooranimal like that? Are you crazy??"She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once.""And from that moment... we have lived happily ever after."