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This blog isn't for any prudes. It is known to be a little comical, a little sick, and sometimes X-rated. Then there is just the moments of pure boring stuff. Quote: 5% of our life is making decisions, the other 95% of our life is dealing with the decision we made.

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Friday, December 16, 2005
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 Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright?

Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?"
"Yes." "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
He is>hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"


(Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)?

Sonya said at 1:00 PM
Comments:
I love the rednecks. To know one is to love one. (Or maybe to be one is to love one)
 
Re: Hose comment in my blog

Dear Sonya,
I wouldn't expect anything less.

Bob
 
I know that prolly isn't a compliment, but I'll still take it that way.

*giggles*
 
Another great joke!
 
I've always heard this joke with Newfies, not Rednecks. Newfies = people from Newfoundland.

I'm sober, you know.
 
Is Seana still drunk? Jeeeesh.
 
That was a good one.
 
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