Thursday, December 22, 2005
Wireless Security SystemHOW TO INSTALL A WIRELESS SECURITY SYSTEM IN FOUR EASY STEPS
1. Go to a secondhand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that sayssomething like "Bubba, Big Mike and me went to get more ammo -back in a few. Don't mess with the Pit Bulls, they just been wormed."
