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Tuesday, December 13, 2005
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 For Rose and Anyone Else Who Wants to Comment
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...

1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.
2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOU! R HOURS AGO.
5. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME
8. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
9. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.
10. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
11. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
12. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE
GIN.

13. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."
14. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT.
15. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
16 I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.
17. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M> >> HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID... ! SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE.
Sonya said at 6:18 AM
Comments:
I can relate to several of these and I know Rose can relate to hollar out woo-hoo after last night.

*giggles*
 
I too can relate to several of those. LOL
 
I got this email right after seeing all of Rose's woo-hoo comments on blogs. I couldn't help but picture her shakin' da ass yelling woo-hoo while typing in blogs.

LOL!
 
LOL...I can totally relate to a lot of those. Well in my younger years.
 
I related to every single one of those except the one about crying.

yep. that's me.

(my head feels fine, btw!)
 
LOL @ Rose
 
Can I buy anyone a drink *wink*
 
Hi, Blind.

*giggles*
 
I? have never done any of that.

nope

nope

nope
 
Sure you haven't.

*evil grin*
 
I will try to accomplish all of these tonight and write about it in the morning.
 
Sounds like a weiner, I mean winner.

*giggles @ Mac*
 
tap tap tap, since I'm blind, maybe I need to feel my way around *grin*

Nice to meet you semi-formally.
 
You too!
 
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