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Wednesday, November 09, 2005
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 Funny Story
Okay, who needs a big laugh. My mom and step dad came over to my house yesterday while I was at work to put solar screens on my house for us. Well, my hall bathroom comode is broken. So my mom decided to use the comode in the bathroom in our room. She had an upset stomach and was looking for some reading material. She opened up the cabinet underneath the sink and seen a magazine and grabbed it. Well let me give you some background before I get any further. My mom is a total prude (however you spell it). Also, this bathroom is the one Max uses so you can only imagine what kind of magazine it was. Anyway, she didn't look at the cover she just opened it wide up. Well, she informed me that she seen things she had never seen before. I told her they had some good articles and she said she didn't even notice articles from all the explicit photos. My mom and I have a relationship unlike alot of moms and daughters. She is truely my best friend. Anyway, she said she learned alot and needed to see more cuz she couldn't believe what she had seen. I asked her what she seen and she replied, "this girl had a billadookie coming out of her." I said, "what is a billadookie?" She said, "I don't know, but when I seen it I screamed and called your step dad into tell me what it was." I had her to call my step dad into the room to ask him again what it was. He replied, "a dildo." Yes, my mother had never seen one and didn't have a clue what the word even was. We laughed so hard. Thank, God, she doesn't read my blog. She would kill me for posting this. It was to funny not to share with my blog friends. Anyway, the ones of you who know her will really appreciate this. So, Max told me last night he was going to get her a subscription to a nudie magazine for Christmas. I told her. She said she couldn't have that kind of stuff be mailed to her house, so she wanted to know if we would just go buy her a magazine so she could learn some more of give him our old ones. How funny it this? LMAO! Finally, question how can she be so prude and not into sex when I'm a total sexaholic. I swear we couldn't have came from the same blood. I also feel sorry for my dad before he passed and my now step dad. I know for a fact she has never 69'd or gave a b.j. Hope I'm not offended anyone, but you know this is funny.
Sonya said at 6:58 AM
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A few of you know my mom and I know you are totalling laughing. Our new word is "billadookie".

*holding tummy from laughing so hard*
 
Yikes! I would have been mortifieed! Your poor mother! You should be absolutely ashamed of yourself, young lady!

LMAO!
 
*giggle*

This is entirely too funny. I will NEVER be able to look at your mom the same way again.
 
I'm sure it wasn't an accident she found them. She was prolly prying knowing her. I guess this taught her a lesson though. First, I was embarrassed then I just LMAO!
 
that's funny
 
First of all, I can't believe you talk with your mom about that. Pretty cool.

Billadookie? LMAO! Good word.

How funny that she doesn't want the mags mailed to her house but it's ok for you to give her yours LOL. She can't be that much of a prude.

Very funny story Sonya :-)
 
Nookie,

She really is. She doesn't catch on to things very quicky at all. She is a total hoot. I know with the relationship we have you pic a MILF for a mom. She isn't that either. She is so "grannish" type, but we can still talk about whatever now since I'm older. I had to share the story. It was to funny not too.
 
I am sure you will find some "billadookies" to choose on Friday at the party! Teresa sd you should invite your mom now.

*giggle*

ames
 
So is your whole office cracking up? You see now why I said we needed to take her in your email, hun? It is so funny. Tell Teresa I might have to host one next so mom can come and get educated.

*giggles*
 
yeah, they thought it was cute. Teresa really did invite you and your Mom...she sd the more the merrier. We are going to have fun.

ames
 
Tell her thanks, but I don't think I can get her to come. She would be to embarrassed. I'm excited though. We will have fun. We will have to ask the sales lady if she has any billadookies. Prolly only you, Teresa and I will get it though, hun?

*giggles*
 
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