Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween to everyone! Hope you have fun trick or treating tonight. I personal hope to receive more treating than anything. LOL! Please be safe and enjoy!

*smiles*

 Ames B-day/Happy Halloween!

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear, Ames! Happy birtheday to you! Hope you enjoy your birthday!

P.S. This is out of season, but I found a game for you to play for your b-day. Most people won't understand, but I thought you might be a pro at it. Here it is: http://www.pamlicobiz.com/games/snowball.htm

On another note, I would like to wish everyone a very happy halloween!

 Sat night
Well, we ended up going to Salt Grass and piggin' out and had a few beverages. We got our belly so full no haunted houses. Came home and went to bed early. What a boring night. Got up Sunday and cleaned house then went out to my mom's and watched the game. That was our exciting weekend. How was everyounes Halloween parties?

 Sat Morning

Sitting here on my blog instead of cleaning house. We had another low key evening last night. Max and I and our friend Pat went to Posado's to eat some Mexican food. It was yummy. I pigged out. Came home and caught up on everything I had tivo'd. So, I was up all night. We may go to haunted houses tonight for some spooky fun. Hope everyone has a great weekend!

 Friday Dance Contest

I didn't want to get outta bed this morning. I could just sleep all day. Woo-hoo it is Friday!

*shake, shake, wiggle, wiggle-dance on top of table*

Everyone please do their Friday dance! I want to have a contest. The best moves win!!!!

P.S. Did anyone catch Apprentice? I have it on tivo and can't wait to see what I missed.

 Claire ------------
Momma - Just wanted to send you a flower to say thank you for your blog help!

 Welcome Famous Amos to the Group

Well at dinner last night I told my friend "Famous Amos" all about the blogger group that dear momma introduced me too. She stays very busy, but wants to take time to entertain such a fine group. So, hopefully she will join us today. So, please welcome her with open arms. *smooches to all*

 I'm full of it


After that big meal with the famous Amos last night I feel like this beera belly kitty. *meow*

 Thursday Night
Well, I met up with Amy tonight at Benningan's to eat. Her choice cuz she had a free desert coupon for her b-day. We are all about coupons. LOL! Her b-day isn't until Monday, but we have lots going on and she has other engagements so we went out tonight. She has been real busy and very stressed out so I gave her a gift certificate for a massage. We have a great school that does massages and spa type stuff over close to where we live. Their website is: http://www.handsontherapyschools.com/spa/spa.htm
They do a great job. I hope she enjoys it. I also got mom a gift certificate to this place along with some other things. It really sucks to go and buy two massages and not get to enjoy either one of them. It is all about giving though, right? Anyway, I'm bummed out since OC or Reunion isn't coming on due to stupid baseball. Don't get me wrong I enjoying going to games, just not really into watching it on tv. Well, hope everyoune has a great day!
P.S. Go to link: http://www.richstevens.com/NAKED.swf

If you are one of these people you are more than welcome to leave comments, if your not you can still leave them. LOL!

 BUDDIES?

Hello, my fellow bloggers! Just wanted to say I started the world of blog due to my rl friend Amy. She is slacking on the blogging these days and claims she is busy. *laughing* I have to give her some chit! Anyway, I'm so glad momma "C" introduced me to her group of reality tv blogger friends. Just wanted to say how welcoming everyone has been and how much I really enjoy chatting with yall. It is great to have someone always there when you need to take a break from work or just plain need to biatch. Hope you enjoy my funnies, my biatching, my questions and etc that I post. Just wanted to say thanks to all my buddies and their comments. So, thanks. Well, quit reading and gimme that hug, damm it! *smiles*



 Happy Birthday To Mom
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear mom! Happy birthday to you! I just wanted to take a minute to post what a special day this is. It is my mom's 55th b-day. The day she came into this world. Without her I wouldn't be here. She is the best mom ever. You just wouldn't believe some of the things she does for me. I don't even ask for them she still does them. Even though I'm grown I still need her guidance. She is there for me for everything. I love her and just wanted to share this special day with everyone! She threatened me not to put a photo of her on here.

P.S. Happy Birthday to Carey too!

 Who Am I?
Do you want proof of who I really am? I am posting my DL on here to show you:

 Fat vs. Thin

I keep telling Max we don't have to diet or exercise. Kf he just keeps getting fatter I will still look smaller than him and not as big. LOL! Anything to make me look smaller and not have to work at it. LOL! I hate I can't wear my short shirts anymore. At least when I got fat, I got tits so there is always one bonus. *GRINS*

 Tuesday Night?
So, you want to hear my boring Tuesday night? Well Max called on my way home and asked if we had plans or would it be okay to run over to his friends. I told him to go. That gave me my time. Know what I mean? Well I had a couple of errands to do. Like stop by and pick up some gift certificates for some b-days coming up. That will be in a later post. I can ruin the surprise. Before I get home, Max is already calling. (Can we say co-dependent?) He wanted to know if I had laid anything out for supper and if not if we could go to Salt Grass, his treat. Well, duh. Of course, we can go out. LOL! Well, by the time I got home from running errands he was already home. He was on the merge of a migraine. He asked if we could order chinese in instead. Of course, me being gracious allowed it. LOL! So we ordered in. He didnt' even finish before he took some meds and went to bed. I cleaned up and did some sewing on a quilt. That was scary since I can't sew. Just trying to do some patch work. Finally, it was time for NIP TUCK. Yippee! It was great! I can't wait till next week now. Max sleep all night long. I finally went to bed about 11:30. I'm exhausted today and my boss actually expects me to think at work. Man, is he in for a surprise? LOL! Anyway, hope others had a better evening than I did. Do you want to discuss your evening or Nip Tuck, please comment.

 In the mood for Turkey day yet?
Please click on the link below and turn up your volume:

www.msn.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=382219626&m=1652&rr=y&sou

 Growing Old and Laughing!


 What is worth Stealing?
There is only ONE thing Worth Stealing.............

 Excellence

Excellence

 Respect

Words of Wisdom on RESPECT

 Why Grow Up?

Why grow up? Acting childish at times can be fun!

 When I Was Born.......


 PLUG out to GIRLFRIENDS
I have to send a plug out. Sorry. If anyone has major girley girls. I went to the coolest shop yesterday. I bought some goodies, but they also have a party room for birthdays. I have attached their flyer. It is really worth checking out if you are ever in the area!


 Do you think this kid is adopted?

Do you think this kid could of been adopted? I'm thinking the milk man? Either way I would like to meet him whn he is about 21. What do you think? Please leave a comment.

P.S. Yes this is X-rate for some people. But, if you don't like what you see or read, then don't look at it. That is the power of Free Speech.

 Kids?

Don't you just love when your kids go digging through your drawers or closets? Remember once you have kids your life is no longer your anymore, but it is all about the kid. Isn't this funny coming from someone w/o kids?

 IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE


I AM THANKFUL:

FOR THE WIFE - WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. (I know I don't have a wife.)
FOR THE HUSBAND - WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.
FOR THE TEENAGER - WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.(I know I don't have a teenager.)
FOR THE TAXES I PAY - BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED.
FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY - BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.
FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG - BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.
FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK - BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE.
FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING - WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.
FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT - BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
FOR THE PARKING SPOT - I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.
FOR MY HUGE HEATING/COOLING BILL - BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM COMFORTABLE.
FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH - WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.
FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING - BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.
FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY - BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.
FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS - BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.
AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL - BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.

Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!



 Cup of Coffee?

Please have a cup of coffee. Just click on the link below and turn up your volume:

http://www.castlemountains.net/flashmar/A_Cup_Of_Joy.swf



*Compliments of Leslie.

 Monday Night
Well I got home from work and Max and I went to eat at Owen's Family Restaurant with Belton and his daughter. Belton is the man of wisdom. He is 83 yrs old and still works full time. He is awesome. I really look up to him. We left there and went and walked around Academy. I so love that store. Got home and Max started watching the tivo episodes of Prision Break. I then watched Laguna. It was great. Jason better not mess up to bad. I just love LC. I have since day 1. Damm, you would think I was a teenager with watching that show. I guess I'm just trying to relive my youth memories through it. LOL! Anyway, went to bed early and that was the most part of my night. Nothing to exciting. Hope everyone else had a great evening and has a great day! Try to stay warm!

 Ever worry about squirrels getting into the bird feeder? Well, look at this.

 


Wonder what this line could be made of?

 Monday Morning
Well, Max got home on Friday. Yippee! We had a relaxing night. No biggie. Got up Saturday and went to the State Fair of Texas with his dad and brother. (www.bigtex.com) Yes, I got my buzz on. It was the only way I could put up with the three guys. I was a total hormonal biatch as soon as I woke up on Saturday morning. I'm sure I was no party to be around. LOL! Anyway, we got up Sunday and did household chores. Then went grocery shopping, and came home and make a big pot of stew. Finally went to moms on Sunday evening to check out her new flooring in her house. It looks wonderful. She had made stew there too, so we ate hers and Max and I will have our tonight. We will be stewed out. Tonight I have tivo set up for that Lifetime special Human Trafficing www.lifetimetv.com/humantrafficking, which is a 2 night mini series and looks great. Of course, I'll have to watch it later cuz I can't miss Laguna Beach tonight Laguna Beach Fans. I read in US Weekly last night that LC and bad boy Jason are still dating so I think it could be for real. Stephen, eat your heart out! LOL! Well, hope everyone has a happy and warm Monday!

 Halloween Hangman
If you are bored enough to read this, then here is some fun Halloween Hangman for your to play. Please click below:

http://dedge.com/flash/hangman/

 Embarrass James' Day - For His 50th B-day on Saturday

This is my ex co-worker James. He gets embarrassed easy and hates having his pictures in places. His 50th B-day is Saturday. He is an unusual guy. Lets all do a b-day dance for him and hope he gets all the poops, farts, enemas and definitely coupon books that he deserves. Anyone who has worked with his will totally understand this.

Happy Birthday, James! Don't get mad, get glad. This is better than what I gave you last year, right?

 A Letter Between a Wife and Husband Regarding Their Sex Life.....
TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:>
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
KEEP READING.......> >> > ====================================================> >> >
TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat3
6 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

 Happy Halloween!

For all the bed wetters and spider lovers of the world! Happy Halloween!

 Happy Halloween!

For all the black sheeps or black sheets in this case of the family. Happy Halloween!

 Happy Halloween!


Potty Humor! Happy Halloween!

 

The Angry people of the world! Happy Halloween!

 More Halloween Funnies!

This is for all the dieters of the world. Just a little something for everyone! Happy Halloween!

 Halloween Funnies!!!!
Happy Merry Everything!

 Thursday Night/Friday Morning!
Well, I had a boring evening. Just did some cleaning and of course celebrated JR's b-day. Instead of cake, he got a package of M&M's. Wow, did that every hype him up. He was wound up all night. Finally about 4:15 am this morning I gave up and got out of bed for good. I got the house cleaned and we played. I so miss OC http://www.fox.com/oc/ and Reunion http://primetimetv.about.com/od/newtvshows2005/a/reunion.htm on Thursdays. They should be back on in two weeks. Yippee! Meanwhile, I still caught the Apprentice http://www.nbc.com/The_Apprentice_4/. That Donald Trump really has a way with words. Anyway, Max called this morning and he is on his way home. He will beat me home today. That luckly lil' chit! I'm jealous. Anyway, for today entertainment, please check out: http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/golddigger.asp

Have a great day!

 Already thinking about the New Year...

I'm a pisces and that makes me a day dreamer, right? Well, I'm thinking my New Year resolution already. I'm thinking I should be more like the picture shows me. How am I going to accomplish this goal? Not sure. I really enjoy eating. Hmmm. How many calories does baby making take? Well that doesn't matter cuz after baby making you get fat anyway. Right? Hmmm. Any ideas? Or should I say forget it. No one hardly ever keeps their New Years resolution anyway, right? I think I'll stay fat and happy. I mean why get skinny? Max might get a complex if I start getting attention from other guys and I wouldn't want to put him through that. Well, I think I have talked myself into staying fat. LOL! =) Love ya! Hope you enjoy the blah, blah, blah!

 MY BABY

Well I just found out that my baby is coming back to town and should be working in Dallas for awhile. Yeah, I'm so excited. It will be nice to not be feeling like I have all the responsibilities. Of course, I will miss the extra cashola! He will prolly be leaving again, but I will enjoy him while I have him here. It will be nice. YIPPEE!

 My Blog Mentor

Here is my blog mentor and I. We are in a smokey comedy club. You can see the haze/lighting difficulties in the back ground. I just wanted to dedicate one blog posting directly to her for turning me on to this. So, Amy - thanks a mucho gracias!

You can visit her blog at: www.amyrowden.blogspot.com

 GUTS or BALLS?
GUTS or BALLS ?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you reallyknow the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,the definition for each is listed below .

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, beingassaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Areyou still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smellingof perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on theass and having the balls to say: "You're next."I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Thanks to PJ for clearing this up for all of us.

 For PJ - Pic of my weekend getaway

PJ -

You wanted pics of my special weekend. This sums it up the best. LOL! It was great and we did what people in love do. Anyway for more LOVE IS... go to: http://www.comicspage.com/loveis/

I love these!

Sonya

 Halloween Is Getting Closer

Halloween is getting closer and I want to keep the spirit up! So, Happy Halloween!

P.S. Yes, this might be as big as my butt, but no it isn't me. LOL! =)

 Wed Night

Well I got home from work on Wednesday and just relaxed for a bit. Kacie called and said she was on her way. She got to my house about 6:30 or so and we headed to Joe's Crab Shack for dinner. Afterwards, we went to Big Lots for some Halloween decora for her apmt. It was a good evening full of lots of talking and a few margarittas. I got home about 9:00 or so. Returned all my phone calls, then talked to Max the rest of the night as I watched INKED off tivo. One rerun and and one new episode. It was great. I got nothing accomplished last night for the weekend. I did find out that Max might be coming home for awhile to work in Dallas again. We should know for sure sometime today. Well I'll see if I can find some funnies for yall today!

Now, for the most important message of all. It is JR's 1st b-day. Look at my cute lil' boy in our family pic taken by the great photographer Ames. LOL! Yes, my baby boy is a big boy today. He is getting to run the house this week now.

Well I hope everyone has a great day! I love you all! Hugs & Kisses and all that other mushy stuff that I know absolutely nothing about!

Sonya

 Why do Men think we are so complicated?

If men and women were explained by switches as the diagram shows, then why do men think we are so complicated. I would like to think of us as intersting, not boring and definitely an intelligent challenge.

 Exciting Wednesday
Well I have an exciting night ahead of me tonight. First, I'm going to go have dinner with Kacie. (Max's sister) It will be quality time for the two of us. We haven't got to have a good talk in awhile and she appreciated having someone other than her family to give their opinions. Can you believe someone values my opinions? LOL! Then going home and going to start cleaning for the weekend. I'm sure I'll catch an espisode of my favorite Wednesday night show INKED. http://www.aetv.com/inked/ It is great if you have never seen it. Anyway, hope everyone has a great hump week. Until later.........

 Have you had your fortune read lately?
Have you had your fortune read lately? If not and fill like you are at your wit's end you may need an uplift. See what Dr. Joe has in store for you:

www.dr-joe.net/quiz.html

 Looking for Love?
Are you looking for love?

You may want to try:

www.ecarny.com

May all your dreams regarding true love come true. Better hurry some of the eligible bachelor and bachelorette will only be in town till this weekend!

 Quality Time With Your Loved One

Are you tired of hearing you never spend quality time with your loved one? Time to do some remodeling to fix this problem.

 Amy Inspired and Educated Me
AMY ROWDEN

1. something random about you.
I truelly believe we are on the same page and if not can agree to disagree on difference of opinions we may have, but still can respect the other person's opinion. Alot of people can't do that.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
Ms. Independent - Kelly Clarkson....... lol!
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
All the colors of the rainbow. Cuz if we were wrestling in it we would want it to be perdy.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
Back at you - STALKER
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
Kobe's Steak House for Leslie's b-day - I felt like I knew you before then from Leslie........
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
A turtle. Tough outter shell that you think will guard you from getting hurt, but a sweet innocent person inside.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
Have you really tried a SNOW BALL?
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.
You MUST. It is written. Recognize.



Since I wanted to know about ME on Amy's blog pages I was instructed I had to post the same on mine. The only problem was I didn't know how to get back on mine. So, Thanks for educating me - Amy!

So if you want to know the answers comment to below:

1. something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.You MUST. It is written. Recognize.

 Men VS. Women on Shopping

Ever wonder why men can go shopping and it only take a minute? While woman can go and it tall all day? There has been a study done on men and women each individually going shopping at the GAP for one single pair of jeans. Here is their finidings: (Note: the sad part is that the woman still hasn't bought her pair of GAP jeans). What can I say? Us woman love to shop and if this is the only downfall we have, then we must be doing something right. LOL!

 Why do Men think they can win an Argument with a Woman?
Every smart woman and man knows a man has no chance of winning an argument with a woman.

 Mondays?

Do you feel like this on Mondays too? Please let me know by leaving a comment.

 Women in the Construction World Preceived By Men

Men just really don't understand women, do they? They seem to think they understand construction. So, I have a construction symbol cheat sheet for men on women.

 Halloween/Fall

Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see. This was passed on to me from another pumpkin. Now, it is your turn to pass it to a pumpkin. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch. Happy Fall and Happy Halloween!

 Daily Log
Hello! Well, like I have already said my friend Amy has been blogging all week and I decided to be a follower and blog also. So my plan is to go blah, blah, blah on my blog page. This is designed to be the most boring blog ever. So, if you are reading this on a daily basis you really need to get a life. LOL!=) Well, let me start with my evening last night. I went home after a boring day at work and made some garlic bread, salad and picked up the dog. From there we headed to Amy's for dinner. She made spaghetti with a scrumous sauce. It was yummy. Her brother Adam who is staying with her and our other friend Leslie was there. We all had a good time. We ate dinner, then sat around outside watching her dog (Maggie) and mine (JR) playing. I got home around 9:00 pm and watched NIP TUCK http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/niptuck/main.html. Afterwards I got ready for bed. With the man being out of town working, this is all a total new experience for me. Anyway, I'll blog more later and post lots of pics. So stay tuned. This should really help you sleep at night.

For pics updated weekly go to : http://sonyarichey2005.blogspot.com/