GUTS or BALLS?
GUTS or BALLS ?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you reallyknow the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,the definition for each is listed below .

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, beingassaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Areyou still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smellingof perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on theass and having the balls to say: "You're next."I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Thanks to PJ for clearing this up for all of us.